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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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