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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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