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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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