#1 humor site on the 'net

Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

QuotaBills
They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


Wedding Pound Cake

Parking Justice

Is This Really Happening?!

The Explanation

High Strung Violinist

Deodorized Pads

Leteracy Night

Redneck Baby Carriage

Stealth Readers

Good Stuff Or Else

Productive Computers

Poodle Power

Trust Issues

Bacon Soda Sales

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

My Time

Lerts

Great White Socks

That's Not A Bagpipe!

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

Tylenol Ban

In Perfect Harmony