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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton


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