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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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