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BTTF II Car

Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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