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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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