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BTTF II Car

Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry


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