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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Past is dead. Future is uncertain. Present is all you have, so eat, drink and live merry. - Albert Einstein

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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