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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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The future is a great land. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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