Broccoli Tree House

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath