Broccoli Tree House

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright