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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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