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Taking notes on the football pitch

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox


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