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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan


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