Brain Lamp

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha