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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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