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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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