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The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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