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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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