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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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