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Border Between Rich and Poor

View property in Brazil looks at the other side

Border Between Rich and Poor thanks to Lorna Wreford

The first favela, or hillside shantytown, appeared on the outskirts of Rio De Janeiro 100 years ago

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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