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Border Between Rich and Poor

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Border Between Rich and Poor thanks to Lorna Wreford

The first favela, or hillside shantytown, appeared on the outskirts of Rio De Janeiro 100 years ago

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Poverty is "Who knows you?"
Prosperity is "I am your relative." - African Saying

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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