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QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Effective engagement is inspired by the empathy that develops simply by being human. - Brian Solis
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry