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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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