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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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