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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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