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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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