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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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