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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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