Blonde Car Mirror

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro