Birthday Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright