Birthday Dog

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner