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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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