Bike Bed

Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie