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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley


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