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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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