QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel
Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias
As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro