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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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