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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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