Best Hands-On Coverage

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates