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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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