Best Hands-On Coverage

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown