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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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