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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff
Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King
The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles. - Dave Barry
If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower