Beetle Collection

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

It is good to collect things; it is better to take walks. - Anatole France

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway