Beetle Collection

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison