Bar Walker

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown