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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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