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Bar Code Casualty thanks to Denny Wilson

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

In some states they no longer hang murderers. They kill them by elocution. - Will Rogers

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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