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Baked Tulips

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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