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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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