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Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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