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Baked Tulips

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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