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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas


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