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Baked Tulips

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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