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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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