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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

How would you like to feel the way she looks? - Groucho Marx

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions. - David Borenstein

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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