Bag Feelers

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

How would you like to feel the way she looks? - Groucho Marx

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins