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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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