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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Never make permanent decisions based on temporary feelings. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely. - Tori Amos

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Always be true to your feelings because the more you deny what you feel, the stronger it becomes. - Unknown

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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