Bag Feelers

Gangrene: To be feeling sick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The feeling is often the deeper truth, the opinion the more superficial one. - Julius Charles

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez