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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

If you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. - Jodi Picoult

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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