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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me. - Kris Jenner

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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