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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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