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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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