Baby Scan
New security concerns for small items at S’Canada customs
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard
There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden