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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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