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Baby Priorities thanks to Keith Blake

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


Tree House

Skull Violins

Finger Phone

Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike