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Baby Priorities thanks to Keith Blake

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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