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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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