Baby Christmas Tree
Choosing a tree that won't scratch your car paint
Expecting few presents under the Christmas tree this year?
QuotaBillsEvery man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte