Australia On Top
How to make it to the top of the food chain
QuotaBillsValid: The thing on top of a jar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson