Attentive Student

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie