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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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