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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I get tired of talking when I want to be silent. - Henry Rollins

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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