QuotaBillsWhen the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt
I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams
I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal
Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham