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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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