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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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