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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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