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Arm Chair

Feeling in a 'chair-itable' mood?

Arm Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Personal invitation to sit down

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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