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Arm Chair

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Arm Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Personal invitation to sit down

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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