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All Bottled Up

Storing time in bottles

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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The Crucifixion

Saudi Culture Clash

Jewrusalem

Moose Loader

Radioactive Games

Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft

Is Anyone Home?

Edible Serving Glasses

Where White Man Went Wrong

Shimmy Car-nage

Sand Dive

Break Glass Adventure

Chinese Chicken Nuggets

Desert Road Bumps

Subway Swing

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