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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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