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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Bend the branch while it is young. - Amish Saying

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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