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All Bottled Up

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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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