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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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