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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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