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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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