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African Flip Flops

Next time someone complains about their standard of living...

African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be. - Jim Grue

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot admire them. - Oscar Wilde

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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