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A Woman Named Five Horses

Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers


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