A Woman Named Five Horses
Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.
The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'
The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'
QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream. - Abraham Lincoln
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown
A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com