A Woman Named Five Horses

Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Don't swap horses in the middle of the stream. - Abraham Lincoln

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com