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Why aren't Bald Eagles bald?

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I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop


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