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You're So Vane!

Inspiration for Mel Hardman's aka

You're So Vane! thanks to Mel Hardman

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

TP Kid

Soccer Overpass

Aussie Starter Fluid

Laxative Cream Pie

Tea Lights