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You're So Vane! thanks to Mel Hardman

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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