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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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