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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose


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