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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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