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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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Triple Bypass Burger

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