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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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