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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Don't you see? You can't be brave without being afraid. The brave ones are always afraid. But they do what they must, even so. - Teri Hall

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager


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