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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got. - Albert Einstein

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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