You Want Me To Do What?
Sometimes we ask too much of our friends
QuotaBillsNever let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt