You Want Me To Do What?

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz