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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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