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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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