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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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