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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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