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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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