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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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