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Wireless Technology

The beginning of the wireless age

Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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