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Wireless Technology

The beginning of the wireless age

Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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