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Wireless Technology

The beginning of the wireless age

Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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