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Wireless Technology

The beginning of the wireless age

Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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