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Wireless Technology

The beginning of the wireless age

Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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