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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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