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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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