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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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