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Wii-ki Leak Game

The search for WikiLeak on Wii-ki Leak

Wii-ki Leak Game thanks to Mel Hardman

Will Obama and Biden reach Assange before he leaks another secret?

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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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