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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle


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