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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences. - Norman Cousins

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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