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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton