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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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