Waterslide Chess

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One day someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem. - Alexander Jodorowsky

While intent is the seed of manifestation, action is the water that nourishes the seed. Your actions must reflect your goals in order to achieve true success. - Steve Maraboli

Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game. - Vladimir Putin

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren't really getting hit at all, and are just flailing around like a fish out of water. - Kobe Bryant

Owls hoot in B flat, cuckoos in D, but the water ousel sings in the voice of the stream. She builds her nest back of the waterfalls so the water is a lullaby to the little ones. - Karen Joy Fowler

The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown