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Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


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