QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler