QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash