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Venison Of The Sea

Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer

Venison Of The Sea thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Tuna Deer (Do you know how hard it is to tuna deer?)

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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