#1 humor site on the 'net

Venison Of The Sea

Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer

Venison Of The Sea thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Tuna Deer (Do you know how hard it is to tuna deer?)

QuotaBills
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


Temple Car

Family Birthday Reminder

Coffee Days

New Audi

Netherlands Parking Lot

Wine Bibber

Tylenol Ban

Politician Plane

Seaweed Burger

Louisiana Potholes

Marathon Runner Tip

Spit Priorities

How To Argue With A Woman

Montreal Protest

Suitcase Staycation

Math Lab Bust

Life And Beer Are Very Similar

Girlfriend Math

Shopping With Your Husband

Billy Goat Gruff

Handwritting

Political Floor

Costco Beach Towel

GoosePrints