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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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