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Two Track Train

Thomas the Tank's split personality

Two Track Train thanks to Mike King

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him. - Johann C Lavater

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit. - Dwight Morrow

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. - Oscar Wilde

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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