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Two Feet Of Snow

Snow measurement isn't metric where Bubba lives

Two Feet Of Snow thanks to Glenna Kennedy

And if he had four feet he'd have enough for a weather 'four'cast

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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