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Two Feet Of Snow

Snow measurement isn't metric where Bubba lives

Two Feet Of Snow thanks to Glenna Kennedy

And if he had four feet he'd have enough for a weather 'four'cast

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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