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Two Feet Of Snow

Snow measurement isn't metric where Bubba lives

Two Feet Of Snow thanks to Glenna Kennedy

And if he had four feet he'd have enough for a weather 'four'cast

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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking


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