#1 humor site on the 'net

Traffic Hourglass

An alternative to expensive signage preceeding an intersection

Traffic Hourglass thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


Three Cats Ago

That's Not A Knife

Someone Is Upset

Turkey Popcorn Dressing

Redneck Outhouse Throne

I'll Be Right There

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Young Superman

When Not To Stop Too Fast

Bustache

CheckMate

Plane Oops!

Sand Dive

Manitoba Home Security System

WinDoor

Bungee Cord Suspenders

Mirror Solution

Beerbulance

Handicap Motorcyclist

Filling Up Is OverRated

Coin Stacking

I Miss Being A Tree

Stoned In The Garden

Looking For Something?