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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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