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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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