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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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