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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama