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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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