TP Kid

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner