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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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