TP Kid

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp