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Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell