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QuotaBillsGenius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown
Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com